Simmer down, class.  May I have your attention?  Since we have some new users and as a reminder to the veterans, I wanted to give everyone a brief reminder of the rules for posting pictures and videos here at Swift-Move.com. 

1. NO NUDITY.  We appreciate the fine art of a beautiful woman, but we want to keep it tasteful.  THIS MEANS THAT BREASTS AND BOTTOMS MUST BE COVERED. If you wouldn't want your respectable woman wearing it to the beach, don't post it.

2. NO OVERTLY SEXUAL POSES.  It's not that we're prudes; we just don't feel like answering to angry parents whose 10 year olds are now giving them a demonstration of things they've seen on here.

3. NOTHING RACIST OR DISCRIMINATORY IN ANY WAY!  Even if you aren't really a bigot, the people who view your content might assume that you and this site encourage prejudice.  We want everyone to feel welcome here.

4.  DON'T SPAM.  The only place spam is appropriate is on a grocery store shelf.  No one comes here to shop.  Please don't waste your time and ours.

5.  NO OUT AND OUT GORE.  Many people come here on their lunch hour and we don't want them tossing their cookies on their keyboards.

6.  BE RESPECTFUL TO OTHER MEMBERS.  Don't post something in the gallery using another member's picture unless you have confirmed that they are cool with it, even as a joke.  Everyone has a right to privacy.

7. VULGARITY AND EXCESSIVE USE OF PROFANITY. If you cant say what you write around your kids or your mother, then you probably shouldnt write it. Even though you have to be 18 to join this site, you dont have to be 18 to view its contents.

For more on the terms and conditions of Swift-Move.com please scroll to the bottom of any page. Now that all of that stuff is out of the way, please resume posting your wild and whacky insanity that keeps us all coming back.  You guys are the heart and soul of this place and I am proud to be the poppa of this big, dysfunctional family.  (Even if it does mean breaking out the paddle every now and then)