 |
Ok - It's time to freshen this up. Here's one or two that you may not have heard before!
A woman went to a discount store service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it didn't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "Rub my nipples, rub my nipples."
By now a crowd was beginning to gather.
The clerk ran away to get the store manager who asked the lady what was wrong.
She explained once again that she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The manager also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "Rub my nipples, rub my nipples."
The crowd was growing larger.
The very embarrassed store manager asked the lady why on earth she was making such a scene and she very demurely replied, "because I like to have my nipples rubbed when I am being screwed."
The crowd exploded in applause; she walked out of the store with a complete refund and a very smug look on her face.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Have you ever worked in an office where someone insisted upon listening
to their voice mail using the speakerphone (at full volume, naturally).
It can really begin to bother you after a while.
I found a fairly easy fix for that, though. I have my wife call his desk when
he's not there and leave a message like "Hi, this is Candy from
1-900-HOT-BABE. You haven't paid for the 'toys' we sent you,
you naughty boy. You wouldn't want me to come over there and spank
you, would you?"
It is the last time you hear that particular speakerphone, I can assure you.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
